My name is Joseph Carlson, and I’m a thinker. I was born in 1986, very intelligent and highly talented, but through the years I became a case of suppressed intellect, so you wouldn’t really know it from knowing me on a casual basis, beyond the artistic talent. Before I grew too, old my observations of life were challenged by strange events; Paranormal happenings and the passing of impossible odds plagued my life and defied explanation. I had some childhood traumas that shifted my focus down the proverbial rabbit hole and into myself, and I found so much that needed only to be articulated. It was a strange childhood that effectively beat many elements of my self out of me. Then one day in 2007, I had a thought that seemed to connect my whole brain in a single overloaded moment. It was brief, but the only way I can describe it is that it felt like every neuron in my head fired at once, like one thought led to virtually every other thought, and I saw it all in an instant. Soon after, on a whim, I tried mind-reading and it just kept working. I examined the process from the inside, for about a year, until I could figure it out, so I could prove it to my friends and family. I made quite a few social splashes with my talent around the city that year. Some of my successful reads still demanded physical proof, so I learned to use my new skills to find 4-leaf clovers. I saved some of my social structure, having proven something strange was going on in my brain, and now the proof is spread across the planet in the form of clover-pendants, that I sell. In the end, I found something, not just an inkling, but a certainty, of something I once thought impossible. I will be sharing every detail I can recall, including my psychic history, regular anecdotes, specific paranormal events, helpful revelations, scientific concepts, mental exercises, spiritual guidance, weird discoveries (like a type of Orgasm unknown to science), and specific understandable instructions on where to look in your head to see things that are not of your own thoughts. I want to specify, all I have is a process that worked for me and the couple other people I taught it to, I cannot guarantee that I have everything correct, all I can truly know about it is that I’m doing something right, and I intend to pass on my progress. I’m not a writer, and this isn’t something I ever thought I’d need to take notes for, so you get what you get, but I’ll do my best to be understandable. An early tip I’ll explain later: Be discreet about your interest in this stuff.
The Vocanic Weird 