#3. Why Me Part 1

By now, you might be wondering how I think I’m qualified to speak on the topic of psychic phenomena, and I can only bring up two or three solid reasons.  The first is success.  I did an experiment that worked and it continued to work.  The second is no more than the fact that I lie awake at night, questioning everything about my existence, so I’ve put a lot of thought into it with stakes not many people have been able to use as a driving force.  Another is my history of figuring out difficult problems: Alice in Wonderland has a riddle so ridiculous that not many people even have a hypothesis, but I submit that a raven is like a writing desk in that the feathers they bear channel black.  Hiccups are a universal issue, but if you inhale and hold your throat open as if to draw more breathe, you stretch out the spasming muscle and you have your hiccup-cure (featured on Colbert, albeit they attributed it to some nameless doctor who got it from me). This all might read like narcissistic self-promotion, but really I’m not trying to say I’m anybody special, that would ruin my point, and be fully aware my credibility isn’t perfect. If one were to dig, there’s plenty out there to smear me with, I’ve made a few decisions that would’ve been different if I were confident I was going to be alive month after month, it was a rough period. Due to the sensitive nature of the process, I tried to keep it all off-paper, but that was really easy, because I didn’t exactly start out to research anything.  I found myself in this, and there was just a point when I realized I knew enough to have an idea of what’s going on.  So, maybe I’m nobody, but if you can’t trust my background, trust my intention.  I’m the same person who, when he was 5, told his teacher at Sunday school that he wanted to be saint when he grew up, and I have dreams about being the guy to give my friends superpowers.  The main thing I try to portray is that everyone already has everything they need to do amazing things.  Really, everyone is probably aware, on some level, of everything of particular importance that I’ll be telling them, I’m just going to be connecting the dots that have always been there.