I put a lot of emphasis on my ability to notice things. There aren’t many things I can bring to the table (that I feel I can bring up) that would convince people that my mind is uniquely suited to notice the things others don’t, besides that Alice in Wonderland riddle, but there is another thing a little more grounded than 4-leaf clovers or mind-reading that I noticed. Currently, science recognizes 7 types of male orgasms, but during one of my relationships, I experienced an 8th. I’m certain I’m not the first to experience it, but I am the first to recognize and write down what it is and how it’s done, and it is very different from anything known, and much more intense. Most people would just call it a really unbelievable orgasm they had. I really hate thinking about this one, weighing the importance of TMI and sexual science alongside the stress of being that guy, but I noticed it so I’m saying it. The 8th orgasm is a male orgasm, but the info is equally useful to both sexes. I call it the “Irk-Gasm.” You see, men have this spot we generally don’t talk about because it never really comes up. A few minutes into an erection, men develop this hypersensitive spot on the tip of the penis, and if stimulated correctly, one can overload that spot, and the sensation becomes strangely irksome, and we have to reflexively recoil. Flat palmed small circles work best, but as long as you know what spot you’re trying to get at, a partner can trigger it from many positions. If you’ve ever experienced some hypersensitivity just after sex, we’re probably thinking about the same thing, but that’s just a drop in the bucket until you learn how that sensation gets to where it is through basic friction. That sensation is what this orgasm is all about. The more you trigger it, it seems the more easily and broadly it can be triggered. It can turn sex into more of teasing experience. If you stimulate that reflexive reaction enough times during sex, the male enduring that sensation as far as he can, as many times as he can, it can accompany the orgasm, but it is no longer irksome, it’s remarkably transformed into something uncontrollably intense, because you still physically react to the overstimulation. It can cause truly spectacular spasms, and it will feel unlike any other experience. I should point out, it takes time and discipline to last as long as it takes to prep for this climax. Alternate between your standard sensations and occasionally break to see how much of that sensation you can take. Do this enough times and that sensation will trigger alongside your orgasm in it’s new form. The funny thing about it all is, I may have only happened upon the memory in which I had already experienced it thanks to the introspection I was forced through after that cloud experience with the Egyptian symbols. I wrote about it in an earlier post. It was as if this discovery could be something I was somehow pushed to notice or rediscover. There must be a female equivalent, so have fun with that.
The Vocanic Weird 